Chocolate Shop

$12.00

Smells like someone melted a chocolate bar in your shower and made it your problem. Rich, sweet, ridiculously indulgent—and still very much soap.

Dessert behavior. Shower consequences.

Created in partnership with our friends at Chocolate Mouth.

Smells like someone melted a chocolate bar in your shower and made it your problem. Rich, sweet, ridiculously indulgent—and still very much soap.

Dessert behavior. Shower consequences.

Created in partnership with our friends at Chocolate Mouth.

Soap Saver

$4.00

Wooden Soap Dish

$4.00

Basic? Please.

Shea butter is in approximately nine million expensive skincare products because it has one job and refuses to be bad at it: making skin feel soft, conditioned, and suspiciously fancy.

It also makes soap ridiculously creamy.

Shea’s been doing this for centuries. At this point, we’re not questioning her methods.